One day, the teacher asked Peter, "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied.
The teacher got angry and said, "If I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?"
"The hole," replied Peter... -_-
2009年9月6日星期日
Amazing Present
"What did you get for Christmas?"
"A harmonica. It's the best present I've ever got."
"Why?"
"My mum gives me 5 dollars aweek so as not to blow it." >_<
"A harmonica. It's the best present I've ever got."
"Why?"
"My mum gives me 5 dollars aweek so as not to blow it." >_<
2009年9月5日星期六
Amazing Football Match
Mike was late for school.
He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late? enquired the teacher.
Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time," replied Mike.
He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late? enquired the teacher.
Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time," replied Mike.
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