Father: Son, please help me to buy soda.
Son : Coke or Pepsi?
Father: Coke.
Son : You want can or bottle?
Father: Bottle please.
Son : Want sugar or not?
Father: No sugar.
Son : Five hundred ml or one litter?
Father: Whatever lah.
Son : Ice or no ice?
Father: Follow your mind, I give you money and quickly go to buy.
Son : 2 dollar or 3 dollar?
Father angry ....
Father: No need to buy lah. Back home.
Son : Back to our home or grandmother's home? By bas or by car?
Father fall in faint on the spot ...